It is highly unlikely anyone will stumble across this blog, but just in case, hello. At least on the web you can just click the button to escape - none of that exaggerated miming before you cross to the other side of the street, or "I've got to dash! Left the oven on!"
I've sworn to visit this blog rarely, yet, I predict I'll be here most evenings polishing off Sainsbury's own brand Merlot and hoping someone has left me a crumb of contact.
